00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, its Mick Peats 55th Birthday next weekend |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will be heading to Voss |
00:05 - 00:07 | For a bite to eat |
00:08 - 00:12 | and a few sociable wets |
00:12 - 00:15 | meet up around 1900 at the TreBror pub |
00:17 - 00:19 | Are Stephen and Trevor coming |
00:19 - 00:21 | Pair of cunts! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sorry Boss |
00:27 - 00:28 | but |
00:31 - 00:33 | Trevor hasnt got his leave pass signed |
00:34 - 00:36 | so might not make it |
00:53 - 00:58 | All you cunts not coming, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | Jesus Fucking Christ |
01:15 - 01:17 | Who the fuck organised this |
01:18 - 01:23 | Mick will want us to wear dresses and lipstick |
01:25 - 01:28 | and carry fucking handbags, like the Marines |
01:29 - 01:31 | mincing around |
01:31 - 01:34 | 2 shandys and a Jægerbomb and he kicks off |
01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck are you lot thinking? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Voss, off all the fucking places for a sesh |
01:40 - 01:42 | We can hit Fleichers, Park and the Jazz Bar |
01:42 - 01:46 | There all shit you cockwomble, fucking idiot |
01:46 - 01:48 | And there is karaoke at the Minigolf |
01:48 - 01:52 | Next you,ll be telling me that Paul Richards is coming |
01:53 - 01:54 | Cunts the lot of you |
01:56 - 01:57 | Fucking Dicks |
01:57 - 02:00 | Couldnt organise a prayer in a mosque |
02:00 - 02:03 | you cant even get a fucking taxi in Voss |
02:04 - 02:08 | unless its an 80's model Volvo, driven by a farmer |
02:08 - 02:13 | and the locals wear wellies and lumberjack shirts |
02:14 - 02:16 | Mick will spend the night spinning shit dits |
02:17 - 02:21 | and showing us pictures of sheds he has built with a chainsaw |
02:27 - 02:29 | and as for Trevors leave pass |
02:30 - 02:34 | he has had 6 weeks to get it signed |
02:34 - 02:36 | Tell him to phone the padre |
02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake |
02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking sheep heads for dinner |
02:48 - 02:53 | Who the fuck apart from Vossingers eat sheep heads |
02:54 - 02:56 | and the local women are rats |
02:56 - 02:59 | double baggers after 10 pints |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why didnt you organise it in Bergen |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry one of them will fuck you |
03:14 - 03:16 | You know it will end in tears |
03:19 - 03:23 | with Mick not getting into the Park Hotel |
03:25 - 03:26 | because he's shiters |
03:31 - 03:33 | but Fuck it |
03:40 - 03:46 | We can just take the piss out of each other |
03:46 - 03:49 | and have some squaddie banter |
03:53 - 03:56 | and have a HOOFING night out :-) |