| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sgt .. the troops are demanding some fun and music after 10pm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If we can just get the piper to play for a few mins .. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You can see 2-45 on the map Tipper.. it's shit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It would lift there spirits if they were allowed some fun in camp. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's also an Estonian singer due to perform there shortly Sgt |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whos fuckin idea is this ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who thinks the can have fun in my canteen? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tipper |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tipper |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Forgive him Sgt |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He thought this was a welfare meeting |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'd like to speak a little more about this"FUN" to a lot less of you |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am the Craic Nazi party leader |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And I will not tolerate any Craic in my canteen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ice creams. Beers . Crisps. Chocolate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They've been very lucky in what I have provided them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Then they stick the long arm in and ask for an extension |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So the can have more fun ? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who do they think they are ? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is not fuckin Disney world |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe give them a fancy dress party ? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you fuckin fool... I'll give them new fuckin showers like I did with that last problem I had |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Tipper ...please listen ..let me explain |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm sick to death of listening to ye shower of dopes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll stick them pencils up your fuckin Arses !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What will my 667 say about me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It will say im weak |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And i love having the Craic |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And all the lads loved me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Privates will be laughing behind my back |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even those philistine Corporals will be calling me by my 1st name |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will not stand behind these ideals |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not what I had planned for the Craic Nazi Party |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 2-45 is crumbling around me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I see people smiling |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And laughing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The end is near upon us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not Rule this camp in 4 weeks time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They have a new Sgt coming over from Cork |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He'll prob let the piper play in the canteen |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because hes a big fuckin Cork langer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Jill... we will be outta here in few weeks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That southern Brigade are a bunch messin bastards |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What will the people remember about this trip |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What will their grandchildren say about me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Will they sing songs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And make fun of my name ? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those little happy bastards |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fuckin need a few Almaza for myself |
