| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 1L's will be showing up around 8 a.m. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will be testing in Hulston Hall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here...on the University of Missouri campus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will take Contracts on tuesday and Torts friday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the next week they are schedule to take Civ. Pro. on Tuesday and Lawyering on Thursday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So there easy exams are first, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | then will get progressively harder? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Section 2... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have Royce Barondes's contracts exam first. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and no one knows what will be on the exam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unless you are a tenured law professor at Mizzou get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Barondes's still deducts points for a wrong answer. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Law School is hard enough to worry about losing point on an exam. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If they knew what was going on in the class they may have a chance. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're screwed... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Please don't tell me Esbeck is still using the same |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | multiple choice questions to test students knowledge. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When I took that test I only got 5 of 25 correct. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They will get 1 hour 40 minutes on that section |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You could give them 2 days and it would not matter. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he and Barondes are brilliant men |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That my be true, but the students have no clue what the hell is going on. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its like their pissing into the wind. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't get me started on the memo. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They will type the word "accommodation" 100 times |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all will still misspell it on their final draft. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and...if you have a reading disability, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | why on God's green earth would you want to go to law school? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Law school is hard enough reading at a normal rate. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Someone tell me how legal research & writing can be work the same points as lawyering? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You would think |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | For 10K they could get a locker that works |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and an outlet to plug in their computer in all the classrooms |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Thank god for grandpa Peters & Mitchell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | now if someone will just explain to them exactly how causation works |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 1 hour 15 minutes of torts four days per week is mental torture. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then to top that they get 1000's of emails |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to become part of a meditation study. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You really think 1L's have time to meditate? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok...I gave my spit too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Once exams are over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They will have to wait a month for grades |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Which ruins Christmas |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and someone is going to be 120 of 120. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Their is good news for returning 1L's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They get to take civ. pro. and contracts again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Section 1 will have Lambert again |
