| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Chinese are advancing forward Berlin with artillery and riflemen. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are coming in from the south by sea |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All of your cities have a crap defence. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can hold on for a while |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the city states of Monaco and Jerusalem have also declared war on you. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I shall speak with Ghandi. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know he has atomic bombs already |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ghandi |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ghandi has become an ally with China |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says his words are backed with nuclear weapons. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did not agree to become friends with Ghandi, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That towel wearing freak! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He deserves to be kicked up the ass! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will beat him to death with a carrot! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That filthily bastard will regret backstabbing me. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Jerusalem when they fucked with me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I pillaged their salt and horses! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I should have done the same to Gandhi when I had the chance. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jerusalem owned us. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was a fucking warning! I will destroy them now for sure! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you sent your only spearman to attack China. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You advised me to go for a diplomatic victory! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ASSHOLE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My capital only has a population of 5 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My unhappiness is -23 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I can never complete building a wonder. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I called dibs on Big Ben! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But that stupid asshole Darius got it 1 turn before me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOW EVERYONE HATES ME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FOR ADOPTING ORDER JUST LIKE THAT STUPID STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All the AI is against me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will send my spearman to wipe them all out on his own! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He will show them not to mess with my butt. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | England is against me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Ethiopia, Japan, Russia, Korea, Austria too! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have never risked playing on Chieftain. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am much safer playing on settler. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I nearly one against Babylon, Denmark and France in my last game. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Anna, Gandhi will nuke him sooner or later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is the world coming too. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I used to be so MLG pro at games. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So many games. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was amazing in Jew Killing Simulator. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I must have a massive shit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've been holding it in for 10 minutes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | #Hitlerishavingashit |
