00:04 - 00:05 | Rose has been on to 02 |
00:05 - 00:07 | we have only moved 120 feet |
00:08 - 00:12 | they say it is to do with satilite alignment |
00:12 - 00:15 | Apparently the buses going over Waterloo bridge interfere with the signal |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's where they all stack up by the junction with the Strand. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Thank goodness it isn't one of our satilites |
00:24 - 00:26 | Actually it is one of ours |
00:27 - 00:28 | Jeremy |
00:31 - 00:33 | Robin I mentioned it in the internal newsletter, you signed it off. |
00:34 - 00:36 | I see. Everyone that can access their diaries from their Blackberry's leave the room |
00:53 - 00:58 | So we can communicate with a radio controlled toy truck on mars but we can't get a phone line without going through Pat on reception. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I can't even book a reservation at One Aldwych |
01:15 - 01:17 | Jade wants to upgrade her phone and 02 are back on the phone to her 10minutes later |
01:18 - 01:23 | She picks up a conjestion charge ticket and the bastards are on to us within hours |
01:25 - 01:28 | It would be quicker getting Emma to do semaphore from the roof! |
01:29 - 01:31 | 02 are shit. Which one of you clowns signed off the purchase order for them? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Which one of you idiots was sucked in by their priority moments promotions, the best you get is 50% off pizza express |
01:34 - 01:37 | It was Emma, they were doing 241 at the Odeon cinema |
01:37 - 01:40 | She takes it as lieu time |
01:40 - 01:42 | Lieu time? she spends more time with her f-ing horse than what she does in office |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bring me the boss of 02! |
01:46 - 01:48 | 02 whats their latest strapline? be more dog? I will feed his bolocks to my dog |
01:48 - 01:52 | I can't even dial the f-ing talking clock |
01:53 - 01:54 | I wouldn't mind if we were asking for 10,000 phone lines |
01:56 - 01:57 | there are bloody 30 of us in the office |
01:57 - 02:00 | Dig me out the contract and when that useless |
02:00 - 02:03 | They think they are dealing with some Mickey Mouse outfit |
02:04 - 02:08 | I like to think I am an easy going guy but these people well and truly take the piss |
02:08 - 02:13 | How am I supposed to run the UK business without any f-ing phones |
02:14 - 02:16 | Its different story when they want to piss off on holiday |
02:17 - 02:21 | on an A380, we don't tell them that the f-ing pilot will be available between 10am and 4pm |
02:27 - 02:29 | to fly them to their crappy holiday on Benidorm |
02:30 - 02:34 | or their stag do and hen night piss ups in Prague or any other shithole |
02:34 - 02:36 | these arse holes drag themselves off to. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Make sure you give him a KitKat with his next cup of tea Maria |
02:43 - 02:47 | Emma has let me down, Jeremy has let me down |
02:48 - 02:53 | I am going to have to give the Christmas bonus handout a lot of thought this year |
02:54 - 02:56 | you are all to blame |
02:56 - 02:59 | Ask Emma to get me an application form for BAE Systems how I can sink any lower |
03:00 - 03:02 | I will never trust any of you again |
03:04 - 03:07 | I can't see how things can get any worse |
03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |