| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dayz has just finnished downloading. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will most likely spawn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, there is nothing that says against it. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it is not clear where you will spawn. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As soon as I am ingame. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will tell you my location |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Servers are currently down. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Rocket has no idea when they will be up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did not buy the alpha get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was planning to kill everyone on sight. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no one told me about the server problems. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What am I supposed to do rest of the evening? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dearing to sell me a game for 30 bucks. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the game does not even fucking work. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was going to kill people who just spawned just for fun. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Rocket is trying to fix it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse for selling me a game that does not even work? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for a solution. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will fucking demand a refund right now! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from Rocket. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the game!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold developers accountable for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole who sells me a broken game. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was going to scavange elektro tonight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to be friendly to everyone I met. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But does the even have anything to say now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will just log on facebook and start playing Farmville. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I will send you all friend requests. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So you can send me gifts. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Rocket will fix it soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will send each of you a white pony. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One with a sparkeling tail. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If you... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Send me some energy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep checking facebook for gift requests. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I promise I will send you a gift back. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
