00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, as requested, the 6 week release cycle has been initiated |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, the code is wrong here |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like the look and feel, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and they are complaining that the logic in PoS is flaky |
00:17 - 00:19 | Bring me the business requirements doc |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they asked for. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They haven't documented their requirements. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They say they didn't have time |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't work for the dev team, leave now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | Right! Wtf were you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Starting development with no requirements?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And no one responsible for them? |
01:25 - 01:28 | How do you expect me to write this code? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're a bunch of fucking idiots! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I try my best to figure out what you retards need |
01:34 - 01:37 | Only to be stabbed in the ass by a bunch of fucking wasps |
01:37 - 01:37 | Fucking wankers. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we started dev to mitigate the risk to us. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck off! That's a shit excuse. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated that UAT is a bit shit |
01:48 - 01:52 | They can kiss my fucking swingers. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And what about your shit coding?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I try my best to help you |
01:57 - 02:00 | But you are as thick as mince! |
02:00 - 02:03 | You expect to be spoon fed all throughout dev |
02:04 - 02:08 | If I was left alone, I could code this fucker myself |
02:08 - 02:13 | I don't need you bunch of thickies |
02:14 - 02:16 | Spoiling my beautiful code |
02:17 - 02:21 | And if I get another one of those god damn PMs asking me questions... |
02:27 - 02:29 | I will gouge out their eyes and skull fuck them! |
02:30 - 02:34 | "When will it be done Jim?" |
02:34 - 02:36 | "We've got an urgent defect Jim"! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough of this shit... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Who "choreographed" this fucker then?! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Choreograph my dick. I don't even know what that means. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Load of old bollocks. |
02:56 - 02:59 | What a pile of steaming dog turd this project is! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Doesn't even have any business benefits |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay flower, we'll use a manual process. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I could have left this company years ago |
03:19 - 03:23 | And gone to work in a professional organisation |
03:25 - 03:26 | Too late now. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'm utterly fucked. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Give them the usual flannel that we're "working on it" |
03:46 - 03:49 | One more bug isn't going to make a difference in this shit |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck this, I'm going for a smoke. |