| 00:00 - 00:03 | The protesters have gathered outside. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, the news has spread across our european business especially in Germany. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mainly here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are unhappy with everything that's gone wrong since Jib left. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the share price is hitting rock bottom quicker than Jay Cutler's pass rate. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the press office. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll announce the latest Cust Sat results and Walczuk as our Star of the Month. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jamie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Walczuk... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Walczuk didn't win Star of the Month. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was given to Thomas Cunningham. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks our in house politics fucked up, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did this bloody happen?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Thomas Cunningham our Star of the Month?! You stupid fat fucking cunt Mills!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucking press are going to have another field day with us!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And our bonus scheme will get pushed back to 2030!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've already lost out on my £80k a year job!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Because of the fucking mess up with the Jib! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He was the man who was supposed to lead us to glory! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jamie, he called us all yes men arse kissers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jamie, he sat about on Not Ready all day and played pool. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because you cunts all ignored him! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The same shit on a different day! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Walczuk and Jib took our Cust Sat from rock bottom to skyscraping heights! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "100% Percent Very Satisfied" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Superior assistance than all your competitors" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fucking Cunningham our Star of the Month?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He sits on his arse all day prancing about in his Bigoted Shite top. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A Bigoted Shite top every fucking day. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They aren't even a fucking real team anyway. Fucking Clydebank FC! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cunningham and his Bigoted Shite are no Walczuk and the mighty lichties. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 36-0 for Arbroath, A World Record. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Walczuk with his 43 World Record 100% Opinion8s for the Week! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Never seen again... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because of you cunts and your fucking politics! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If it wasn't for him the doors on this place would be closed! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you'd all be out of work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But you've shafted him every single time. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And i've had to personally appologise to him for your fucking mistakes Mills you fat balding Bigoted Shite Cunt! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Dawn, he's not brought you up this time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This will end up all over Facebook in some coded rant. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And you'll all miss the fucking point. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Those Ever So Clever Os" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Paid to stay home. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | While he sits around at home being funded for Sky Bet by us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll pray he fucks Murdoch not us. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Biggoted Shite. |
