| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are here today to discus the antics of Paul Lowther |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I have got word that he started at the Ivy House |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and moved his way to O'Connell Street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He started his journey with ten crew members |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but only a handful reached the final pub. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is bollox |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've seen that pussy Lowther drink before |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He out-drank both David's |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He had such expert knowledge of the rules |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who drank less than Paul Lowther leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is this possible?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These rules were made to destroy Paul! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not to make Hardiman out to be Hardly-a-man! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where do you think Regan ended up? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Blacker for fuck sake! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Drinksies with me gurlo's she said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What about the young bollox's Dean and Paula |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Probably stopped in pub four, Quinn's! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, David Mulvihill arrived late |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He knew the consequences of being late, two drinks per pub missed! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Kevin doesn't even work here any more |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And he was still out drank by that Lowther fella! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Diana too! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ten cappucino's and 20 fags a day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But can't handle two pints! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I heard she didn't even make pub three.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you think this is acceptable? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What do you think Charlestown will say when they hear about this? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We'll be the laughing stock of Natline Ltd! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I heard Mark thought he was the big man but couldn't hack the fucking rules.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Paul Lowther..now that's a real man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A man this crew can look up to.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A teacher of our children! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is bollox |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Absolute and utter bollox |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How did we let this happen? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought you guys could drink? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Every second shift in here someone gets sick! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok.. "drinks with me gurlo's" didnt prepare you for this! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You're all softcocks.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The day Paul Lowther out-drinks me is the day I die |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It won't happen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We must not let it happen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get practicing for next year, we've got twelve months |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dont tell Ailbhe next time, I won't carry her again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring Jake too.. |
