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The Proration War!
Sir... our plant prorations are at an all time low! Calgary will be calling you immediately about this situation..... See! This is where these dirt bags live.. What would you like us to do? We can't keep losing our gravy! If we put a pumpjack on 8-1 we will double our production... All you motherfuckers stop yapping

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00:00 - 00:03Sir... our plant prorations are at an all time low!
00:04 - 00:06Calgary will be calling you immediately about this situation.....
00:05 - 00:07See! This is where these dirt bags live..
00:08 - 00:12What would you like us to do? We can't keep losing our gravy!
00:12 - 00:15If we put a pumpjack on 8-1 we will double our production...
00:17 - 00:19All you motherfuckers stop yapping
00:19 - 00:21and let me figure this out...
00:24 - 00:26Scott...
00:27 - 00:28we ahhh.....
00:31 - 00:33I need a steamer at 2-12.....
00:34 - 00:36and a hot oiler sir!
00:53 - 00:58We can't keep spending money like this, do you know what my bonus is going to look like at the end of the year....
01:13 - 01:15You stupid fuckers listen to me!
01:15 - 01:17Can't you maggots do anything right? Fuck Me!
01:18 - 01:23What the fuck do we pay you for? Sticking your fingers up your asses?
01:25 - 01:28We keep spending our budget on stupid shit
01:29 - 01:31we are going to have to fire Allison!
01:31 - 01:34I'm going to shit in every lunch box you guys have!
01:34 - 01:37I didn't cry and complain when I had t.v. cameras in my face! I got the fucking job done!
01:37 - 01:40All you lazy fucks do in a day is sleep!
01:40 - 01:42But.. Sir, you took our couch away...
01:42 - 01:46Fuck your fucking couch! Get back to work you lop earred pussies!!!
01:46 - 01:48But.. Sir, It was a leather couch!
01:48 - 01:52I will give you leather upside your fucking head!! For Fuck Sakes!
01:53 - 01:54and who bought all the toilet paper?
01:56 - 01:57You have enough fucking toilet paper
01:57 - 02:00in there to supply a fucking army!!!
02:00 - 02:03Spend! Spend! Spend! That's all you fucks do!!!
02:04 - 02:08I could have a golden toilet for the amount you fucks spend!
02:08 - 02:13Further more that recycle pump you guys wanted, you can kiss it goodbye!
02:14 - 02:16It will be coming out of your fucking pay cheques!
02:17 - 02:21What do you all think... Money grows on trees around here!!!
02:27 - 02:29Fuck me.... I need a drink right now.
02:30 - 02:34I was supposed to be on days off... but you assholes called me in..
02:34 - 02:36These prorations don't fix themselves...
02:41 - 02:42And who broke the fluid gun again?
02:43 - 02:47I leave for one fucking day and you dick heads break another fluid gun!!!
02:48 - 02:53How about we shove the tree killer up each of your assholes to see how many
02:54 - 02:56joints to retarded you all are!!!
02:56 - 02:59I can't fucking take it anymore we might as well hire..
03:00 - 03:02monkeys to do your fucking jobs! You monkey fucks!
03:04 - 03:07Should we tell him about the timesheets and the overtime?.....
03:14 - 03:17I heard that you fucking bitch.. don't make me come out there and slap you...
03:19 - 03:23I think... I just shit myself... Look what you dick heads made me do...
03:25 - 03:26Go find me some fucking toilet paper...
03:30 - 03:33One of you are going to wipe my ass while I think about this...
03:40 - 03:46Our prorations are the only thing I care about in life and you cunts ruined it for me...
03:46 - 03:49Send Conrad in... he will do the books from now on!
03:53 - 03:56Now go the fuck home!