The Proration War!
329 views • 12/16/2013
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir... our plant prorations are at an all time low! |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Calgary will be calling you immediately about this situation..... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | See! This is where these dirt bags live.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What would you like us to do? We can't keep losing our gravy! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we put a pumpjack on 8-1 we will double our production... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All you motherfuckers stop yapping |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and let me figure this out... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Scott... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we ahhh..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I need a steamer at 2-12..... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and a hot oiler sir! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We can't keep spending money like this, do you know what my bonus is going to look like at the end of the year.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You stupid fuckers listen to me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Can't you maggots do anything right? Fuck Me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck do we pay you for? Sticking your fingers up your asses? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We keep spending our budget on stupid shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we are going to have to fire Allison! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm going to shit in every lunch box you guys have! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't cry and complain when I had t.v. cameras in my face! I got the fucking job done! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All you lazy fucks do in a day is sleep! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But.. Sir, you took our couch away... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your fucking couch! Get back to work you lop earred pussies!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But.. Sir, It was a leather couch! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will give you leather upside your fucking head!! For Fuck Sakes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and who bought all the toilet paper? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You have enough fucking toilet paper |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in there to supply a fucking army!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Spend! Spend! Spend! That's all you fucks do!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could have a golden toilet for the amount you fucks spend! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Further more that recycle pump you guys wanted, you can kiss it goodbye! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It will be coming out of your fucking pay cheques! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What do you all think... Money grows on trees around here!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck me.... I need a drink right now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was supposed to be on days off... but you assholes called me in.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | These prorations don't fix themselves... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And who broke the fluid gun again? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I leave for one fucking day and you dick heads break another fluid gun!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How about we shove the tree killer up each of your assholes to see how many |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | joints to retarded you all are!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't fucking take it anymore we might as well hire.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | monkeys to do your fucking jobs! You monkey fucks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Should we tell him about the timesheets and the overtime?..... |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I heard that you fucking bitch.. don't make me come out there and slap you... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think... I just shit myself... Look what you dick heads made me do... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Go find me some fucking toilet paper... |
| 03:30 - 03:33 | One of you are going to wipe my ass while I think about this... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our prorations are the only thing I care about in life and you cunts ruined it for me... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Send Conrad in... he will do the books from now on! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now go the fuck home! |
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