| 00:00 - 00:03 | You may not know that Todd has a Facebook page |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but he posts links to two things: |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | music, and liberal politics. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He often uses sarcasm, which you will need to watch out for. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Occasionally he may also post pictures of animals. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sometimes his dog... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ....and sometimes his cat. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Just ignore those. They are... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sappy. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You may also notice he changes his avatar |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and his cover photo quite often. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm going to lay some shit down for you... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Does he think we care about his cat or dog? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean, who the fuck likes the Decemberists AND Mastadon? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now we have to see him post everything and anything Obama |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | until November?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ITS RIDICULOUS!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Half of the time he wants to incite you.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the other half he tries to act like he is being funny. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's next? A post about the joys of hugging a tree? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That tree gave me cedar fever! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you like having snot run down your face for weeks at a time? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I feel like a fucking two year old! "Mommy, come wipe my widdle nose!" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's bullshit! I sound like a meth addict with all of the sniffling I do. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hug a tree?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What's the mold count now? 6,000? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Todd's ideas are stupid- I don't even know why we are discussing this! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is bullshit that Facebook created. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | FACEBOOK! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cat pictures, dog pictures, baby pictures- all with comments from |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | assholes that I don't even like! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But I friended them so that *I* wouldn't look like the asshole. I didn't like you in high school- |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and I certainly don't like you now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking Facebook...It all comes back to that. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's MySpace all over again. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to top it off.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Todd sent me a Farmville invite!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At first I thought it was a stupid game for women and idiots |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and now I owe $2,000 to Zynga |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or they take away my cows. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My beautiful little cows! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I tagged you in this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You must all stop posting on Todd's Facebook |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and more importantly, you must all accept my friend requests. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And my Farmville invites. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | When all is said and done... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...the one thing that all of you must remember, no matter what... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is that I disagree with Todd. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I don't like the same things that he does. |
