| 00:00 - 00:03 | Greg, you did so much shit talking this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you were overly confident |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | your players took a shit here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it was a large stinky poopoo of huge proportions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they shit everywhere hard |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | my team is perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they are studs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr jackass |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you lost... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | you lost to lilmogoloid hard |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you might not even win 3rd place |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who does not want to see a bitchfit, please leave at this time |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT I WAS A FANTASY GOD!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and steven predicted i would lose, how did he know! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how could i lose?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | steven knew something i didnt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he knows fantasy football |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i want to know his strategy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need it for next year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but you made it to playoffs... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I WANT TO THINK I HAVE A BIG DICK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i dont know if thats possible |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i dont care, fantasy football is my life |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | my butt is bleeding |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | get me tampon, at this moment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it hurts so bad, from the butt fucking |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i cant take it up the pooper again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | rob and steve are going to make fun of me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they are going to make me cryyy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they are enjoying life right now in philly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i had to sit slowly |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | so my ass can recover nicely |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and one day be tight again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | im serious |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i need to use extreme amounts of lube next time! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | prep for fantasy football next year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | steve cant do better than me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i would just cry and cry |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | get those hoodrats to buy lube for me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he's just having his period. dont worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i just realized how delusional i am |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i need to get my head out of my ass |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it smells up there |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but im a fantasy guru... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i will just have to someday accept, that i'm full of shit and suck at fantasy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so just buy industrial amounts of lube |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | its gonna be a long ass fucking... |
