| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, we have a big big problem, Higgens has found our cache |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | of mustard gas under the Pitman's luxury house roughly here and here. |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | At first it was thought to be one of Shonas laundry baskets, |
| 00:11 - 00:17 | it's a really shitty type smell that haunts your nose Sir! |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Could never tell the fucking difference! |
| 00:18 - 00:24 | How did He discover it? |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Mein Führer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Sir it....... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Sir it was the Pitman's dog, it complained to the animal shelter. |
| 00:33 - 00:40 | Smell worse than its own shit apparently |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | Everyone but... |
| 00:54 - 00:56 | Curly, |
| 00:56 - 00:57 | Larry |
| 00:57 - 01:04 | and Mo leave now! |
| 01:12 - 01:19 | Are you absolutely sure it wasn't Shonas hold me in knickers? |
| 01:19 - 01:25 | Syvret, Sorda, Evans, Higgens, Tadier and the Pitmans! |
| 01:25 - 01:31 | Arse holes the lot of them, they should be deported to our concentration camp on Sark! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can then do what they like in privacy and play jump over back. I'm sure they will like that,.. yes? |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | Sorda has just recently married too. Do you think it fair that I on Sark with a bunch of shirt lifters? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Yes Sir, but what about Syvret? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Syvret can run like fuck now! Sorda won't catch him in the shirt lifting competition! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Is it strange they have no children? |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | Yes! I know this bunch of shirt lifters have no children but they show a great interest in everybody else's! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Yes very strange. |
| 01:55 - 02:01 | They play ring-a-ring-a-roses with each other every night. |
| 02:01 - 02:08 | It's no real surprise that Mrs Pitman is so miserable. She's forced to share a bed...with fat arse every night! |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | And him, Herr Bald Truth! He is going to save the Arian race! |
| 02:12 - 02:23 | If and when he stops firing blanks from his little wrinkly bit. None of them are capable of having children of their own |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | If only they would learn...... |
| 02:30 - 02:31 | Herr Bald one... |
| 02:31 - 02:39 | He would make a good guard at our concentration camp |
| 02:40 - 02:53 | Have you seen him? The way he boldly struts his stuff at states sittings. "We have ways of boring you to death!!" |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | "I'm concerned about the camp owners, |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | they won't allow any "jiggerie-pokerie". |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | The shirt lifters gang, |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did he say wrinkly bit? |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | Do you hear? The shirt lifters gang... Syvret, Sorda, Evans, Higgens, Tadier Bald |
| 03:18 - 03:20 | Trevor will be bored!! |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | Send Shona with them, the mustard gas will see them off within two days. |
| 03:25 - 03:31 | The Bald truth man Titman |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | Talking shite again!! About a gunpowder plot... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to blow up states parliament! Is this from a healthy mind? |
| 03:46 - 03:53 | We should just let them keep digging the big hole..... |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Thanks Herr nobody for drawing my attention to this site |
