00:00 - 00:03 | Big game against Melbourne Victory this Friday night |
00:04 - 00:05 | Pimpled faced rookies will be positioned in defence |
00:05 - 00:07 | midfield and up front |
00:08 - 00:12 | Victory are missing Archie so we are playing for a point |
00:12 - 00:15 | And with you out suspended last week, Jacob, you will start on the bench |
00:17 - 00:19 | You will be missing leadership this week. |
00:19 - 00:22 | Bring me on half way through the second half to kick some cunts. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Jacob.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Alistair Edwards has decided. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Only players with the surname Edwards are guaranteed a game this week. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks our "youth policy" is more like a "broke policy" leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking shitting me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | This cunt Edwards is only picking his own kids? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And leaving the A-League's finest captain and dirtiest cunt sitting on the bench? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Only last week they were bringing in Slater & Gordon, to get me unsuspended |
01:29 - 01:31 | And now this shit! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This never fucking happened when we had those BBQs at Fergie's place.... |
01:34 - 01:37 | That Scottish shitcunt had the right idea! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And not an Edwards kid in sight! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jacob, the playing of the Edwards kids is part of the new youth policy. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you fucking blind mate? 0 goals, 0 assists from "number 10" Edwards? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Jacob, you're just feeling cranky because you're an old cunt |
01:48 - 01:52 | Who the fuck are you mate - Chris Edwards' boyfriend? |
01:53 - 01:54 | BUKKAKE! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The fans have finally got their shit together... |
01:57 - 02:00 | GFU and Avanti showing the way with some decent support |
02:00 - 02:03 | and bringing some respect back to Perth after the GSSC debacle |
02:04 - 02:08 | And this shit turns us into the laughing stock |
02:08 - 02:13 | that keeps Dwayne Schultz, Callum Yates and Les Goh on Facebook |
02:14 - 02:16 | Those cunts would have disappeared years ago |
02:17 - 02:21 | if we'd stopped giving them material for new memes. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Alistair fucking Edwards. |
02:30 - 02:31 | The saviour... |
02:32 - 02:36 | Never even been to the Royal Highland Academy for Scottish Shitcunts |
02:41 - 02:42 | OK let's move on |
02:43 - 02:47 | But let's hope the club doesn't do anything stupid |
02:48 - 02:53 | Like handing out fines - or appointing a "Selection Panel" |
02:54 - 02:56 | Those are for shit cunts |
02:56 - 02:59 | And we're not the fucking Dockers |
03:00 - 03:02 | Despite all the tweakers in the GFU |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he doesn't mean Winkless |
03:14 - 03:16 | Those shit cunts on The World Game |
03:19 - 03:23 | they mocked my tackles and my side part |
03:25 - 03:26 | Wankers. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Someone needs to put a call into Fergie. |
03:40 - 03:46 | See if he's keen to come back or happy sweeping the streets of Upper Kilt Town. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Bring back the BBQ's at his place. |
03:53 - 03:56 | No Edwards allowed. |