| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Hawkeyes are quickly climbing their way up the rankings. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's no question that they will make the NCAA tournament. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This will be their best season in years, and our stats are near perfect. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We only have a few non-conference games before we can quickly take over the Big 10. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will only be a matter of time before we will be ranked in the top 10. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our only obstacle will be the Cyclones, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | if we beat them, we will solidify our dominance. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Hawks....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Hawks lost to the Cyclones. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gessell missed two free throws to put us ahead. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever didn't know this.. leave.. the..room.. now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Hawkeyes lost to the CYCLONES?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can we lose to a team only favored by 4 at home? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how much I bet Stalin we would win? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Half of our troops from the Western Front!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who's going to guard our borders at Normandy?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What do you think would happen if America decided they wanted to Invade us? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE WOULD BE SCREWED YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And who told me to place such a dumb F@*#%NG wager?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the so called "Hilton Magic" was just too difficult to beat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hilton Magic?? Do I look like someone who believes in Magic!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I never said that, I am just telling you what the fans say. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All these excuses and talk about magic is unacceptable!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Enough with that. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I look like a complete idiot because |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a bunch of kids can't shoot free throws, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or hold a team down within the last 3 minutes of a game. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm going to rip off your balls so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How can someone tell me to bet on a team who can't even make simple shots to win a game?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm gunna rip Gessels heart out of his chest. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nevermind all those other idiots on the team who cant keep down the pace of a game. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can we recover from this humiliating defeat? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is absolutely embarrassing and makes me look like the biggest idiot in the world. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can we lose such a game? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough of this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The only thing worse than this is when we only made it to the NIT last year. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I cannot accept another season of letdowns and failures. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We've got to do something. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I think we should blame the refs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's the easiest way to push blame off ourselves. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, the refs had nothing to do with it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is totally unexpected. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After this loss, I don't know what to think about the Hawks anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe we're overrated. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our hopes... are lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we do not recover from this terrible defeat, and our season turns out to be a joke, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am burning all of my Hawkeye fan gear, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and becoming a Cyclone fan. |
