| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Match Committe have plans for several new bunkers. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have plans to install bunkers here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and more here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their plans include new bunkers that will make the course much harder to play |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which will make it the most heavily bunkerd course in Victoria. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Captain Sims, what are your plans. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely you must be against this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Yanner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gilbert.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gilbert, was the main instigator of the bunker proposal. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gilbert said it was a great idea. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that is not in A grade, match committe or director, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are you thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would you want any more shit fucking bunkers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The ones they have now dont even have any fucking sand in them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just fucking clay! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They never even rake them! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll fucking come out after work and rake them my fucking self! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They have a whole platoon of green staff and not one of them can be bothered |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to rake the sandless, unplayable fucking bunkers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Yanner, they are doing the best they can, with the staff they have. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll buy them a rotary hoe and a mattock and do it my fucking self! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not that simple Mein Yanner, it has to go through the committe. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the committe! And fuck their shit bunkers! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not even i can get out of them. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hook my ball into one of these |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | God forsaken sandless holes in the ground |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then my round of par is truly fucked! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What sort of fucked up no bounce club do you have to use |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to get out of these fucking clay pan, unraked sandless fucked up bunkers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Am i expected to chip out backwards! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Beauforts one bunker is better than any of our sandles fucked up bunkers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All the bunkers are shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But the one thats really shit, that robbed me of victory. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That rock hard cunt on seven |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was going well |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And then that mother fucker on seven cost me 2 shots and any chance of beating Clayton! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He hasnt even picked up a club for 4 weeks for fucks sake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm a scratch golfer for fucks sake! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm a division 1 player and i cant even get out of these bunkers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and someone is going to fucking pay! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just get him another beer. It will be OK |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe i should try something |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Close the club face, pick it up quicker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its hard loosing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clayton is too good |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe i can try something different to try and beat him. Right handed perhaps |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He can get out of the bunkers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking bunkers |
