| 00:00 - 00:03 | Final preparations are being made for the Guidon, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the advance in review order will be immaculate, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The subalterns are correctly dressed, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even Mr Fearnall's boots are getting there. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, we are still waiting on the cross belts.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Phil can just collect them tomorrow, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll just say we need them sooner. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colonel.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our Order.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our order cannot me met on time, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their production line is experiencing difficulties. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here: 2IC, XO, Adj, RSM. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had 18 fucking months, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what have you been doing? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How hard is it to make belt with a handbag on the back? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Tailors, everybody has been lying to me. Even you Phil. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We'll look worse than the Royal Wessex Yeomanry |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they couldn't even get blues! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bloody fat tankies. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Colonel, the FOE was too busy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me that shit, Pete would have made it work. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colonel, Wessex Storm was too close. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That was in June, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | now it's basically Christmas! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're all meant to be regulars, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | this is what happens when you all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | take 6 weeks off every August. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | God damn summer leave. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These Dress Regs should have been authorised last year. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuck PS12! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I Swear, I'm going to kill Stephen Hodges. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I suppose we can finish them ourselves, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | just tie some fish wire around the back, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | pretend it is a regimental custom. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Cavalry Panache" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How could you let this happen Phil? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You had one Job |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What a monstrous betrayal of the Queen's Own Yeomanry. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Thank God HRH isn't inspecting the Officers. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Someone will pay for this. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stefan, please calm yourself. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My orders have fallen on deaf ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to lead. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's Over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Guidon is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But Gentlemen, if you believe we are going to leave Strensal without Cross Belts, you are mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All is not lost.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least the RSM will be in step. |
