| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the Chargers' year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are fast as the wind |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And as powerful as Berlin herself |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be impossible for them to lose |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a Super Bowl victory is assured |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | San Diego deserves a champion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My friend |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Chargers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Chargers no longer play in San Diego |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They moved to Los Angeles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any one who likes L.A., Hollywood, or the OC, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Moved to Los Angeles? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To stinking smoggy Los Angeles? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With their unicorns, dreamers, and lollipops |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Chargers? The Los Angeles Super Chagers?... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | STUPID Chargers is more like it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are all IDIOTS, every last one of them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll tell you none of them, not a single one |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ever bought me a cup of coffee |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you don't even drink coffee |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Maybe I WOULD have it they had ever bought me one! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the people of San Diego didn't want them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Idiot, they didn't want Spanos, I HATE Spanos |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He stole them. STOLE THEM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hadl, Bambi, Garrett, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Speedy Duncan... they bled for us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then Fouts, JJ, Joiner, and Winslow |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | With Coryell they were unbeatable |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But no, all was robbed in the 1979 playoffs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | By those cheating bastards in Houston |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We still claim that '79 Super Bowl, it was OURS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then Brees, LT, Rodney and Seau |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They were warriors, fierce as lions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With Bobby Ross... again unbeatable |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no, Spanos |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Spanos got rid of them ALL for nothing, not a thing! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | San Diego could have been champions for a decade |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The city of DOMINATION |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But instead Spanos ruined our domination |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Made the team into powder puffs and PANSIES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He didn't mean you, he's talking about Spanos |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So now that coward moves to Los Angeles |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And abandons the city that lived and died for the team for 50 years |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I'm dead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we're all dead |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Los Angeles Chargers, a most disgraceful name |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And now we are left with only the Padres |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all |
