00:00 - 00:03 | Oberstleutnant: We should be able to have the funeral |
00:04 - 00:05 | tommorow, and we will be arriving in |
00:05 - 00:07 | Vienna by a 2 hour car drive. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Your son's body is being transported, |
00:12 - 00:15 | to Vienna, and the funeral should go smoothly. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Kaiser: Alright, I will prepare everyone |
00:19 - 00:21 | for national mourning and make sure the Prussian's aren't there. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Oberstleutnant: ...Kaiser Roderich.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Oberstleutnant: The Prussians... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Oberst: The Prussian König is attending the funeral. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Oberst: He says he feels bad about the circumstances |
00:53 - 00:58 | Kaiser: Whoever hasn't been raped by the Pfalzgräfin or the Prussian König, leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Kaiser: Who the hell invited him!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Kaiser: Who gave him the fucking invitation?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Kaiser: I could barely bring myself to invite the Hungarians! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Kaiser: I was even doubting inviting the god damn Pfalgräfin! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Kaiser: With her retarded white mourning idea! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Kaiser: I think that's even more stupid than the wigs! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Kaiser: My son was a retard, but damn it why can't I mourn him |
01:37 - 01:40 | without the braindead being there! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Oberstleutnant: Personally I found the white mourning idea good- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Kaiser: You think Wassoudiagarans are bad! How can I trust you!? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Oberstleutnant: I told you we had to kill them! They threw a rock at us! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Kaiser: You can't even listen to the Vizekönig in what to do! |
01:53 - 01:54 | they're simple Afrikans! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They can't do anything worse but do a |
01:57 - 02:00 | driveby on a fucking rock! |
02:00 - 02:03 | What the fuck did you think they were capable of? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Kaiser: You sound like you've shoved your head into the Erzerhozgin's ass |
02:08 - 02:13 | She can't even walk with those fat cankles, |
02:14 - 02:16 | and she's never even been pregnant! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even think you even know how to count! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I had to defend myself, |
02:30 - 02:34 | I had to defend my family, |
02:34 - 02:36 | and now I have the Prussian König show up. |
02:41 - 02:42 | The Prussian König shows up, after I stabbed him |
02:43 - 02:47 | when I thought I killed him with a fireplace poker! |
02:48 - 02:53 | and someone killed my Valet when I try to declare war! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even declare war in my own Empire! |
02:56 - 02:59 | But you lot can start shit in Wassoudiagara! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Those poor fucking Afrikans! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Erzherzgovin: You're a fucking slut, don't touch my kids. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Kaiser: I should just nuke Wassoudiagara. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Kaiser: The Pfalgräfin cheated on me with the Oberstleutnant. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Kaiser: We all know he has every STD under the sun. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Kaiser: He made Nomad fuckin' quit. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Kaiser: If I see any of you fuckers wearing a wig again |
03:46 - 03:49 | Kaiser: I will personally come and scalp you. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Kaiser: Fuck off |