00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Chairman, we have received reports the SFC have been meeting again |
00:04 - 00:05 | It appears they are in the Saltash area |
00:05 - 00:07 | and are mustering ahead of our AGM |
00:08 - 00:12 | they are asking for a full set of accounts for 2017/18 |
00:12 - 00:15 | We are not sure of their exact location |
00:17 - 00:19 | The accounts are our business only |
00:19 - 00:21 | we must think of excuses to deny them access |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Chairman |
00:27 - 00:28 | There is worse |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are after the Ballotbin |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are trying to discredit it |
00:53 - 00:58 | Right, social members get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | I'm the Chairman, how dare they |
01:15 - 01:17 | they are challenging our plans |
01:18 - 01:23 | We've worked hard to override the members |
01:25 - 01:28 | 2 years it's taken me to get this far |
01:29 - 01:31 | We've got out new plane |
01:31 - 01:34 | with nav lights to confuse them |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not having this |
01:37 - 01:40 | Lets formulate our defence plan |
01:40 - 01:42 | I can write a shitty letter to them |
01:42 - 01:46 | shut up, that won't work |
01:46 - 01:48 | I used to be in Fleet Street you know |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care we need firm action now |
01:53 - 01:54 | We're losing money fast on the hangars |
01:56 - 01:57 | the member numbers are dropping fast |
01:57 - 02:00 | That Ballotbin is staying, I'll make sure of that |
02:00 - 02:03 | even my parking space hasn't been mown for weeks |
02:04 - 02:08 | Where are the bloody volunteers |
02:08 - 02:13 | they could be spies for SFC for all we know |
02:14 - 02:16 | we need to find how many we are dealing with |
02:17 - 02:21 | how dare they threaten our leadership |
02:27 - 02:29 | See if you can get the scouts on our side |
02:30 - 02:34 | they could let their tyres down or something |
02:34 - 02:36 | we'll show them who's boss |
02:41 - 02:42 | They may have already infiltrated our board |
02:43 - 02:47 | then what do we do |
02:48 - 02:53 | and where's the bloody manager when you need him |
02:54 - 02:56 | and another thing.... |
02:56 - 02:59 | the bar is closed at 5.30pm from now on |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm not having them getting drunk on our premises |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we'll go down to the Institute |
03:14 - 03:16 | this is putting a lot of pressure on us |
03:19 - 03:23 | and I don't like it |
03:25 - 03:26 | who had curry for lunch? |
03:31 - 03:33 | there's an awful stench in here! |
03:40 - 03:46 | It was you wasn't it? |
03:46 - 03:49 | our days could be numbered |
03:53 - 03:56 | bloody SFC |