| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where's the packet memes are overperforming |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Repurchase reason templates were a mild success |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Gordon Ramsey day was a mild success |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Yip Yip Martians continue to be the strongest meme |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we continue to have success without photoshop |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So where do we go from here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | after successfully raising morale |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | what comes next? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ummmm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Memes have been banned under threat of discipline |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The fun police have arrived |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not included in the meme chain email leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They hurt absolutely nothing and improved morale |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For shits sake we make just above minimum wage |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They pay pocket change to do outsourced work |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That manufacturers would otherwise have to pay at least double what they pay us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every day we are slammed with more bullshit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But the memes help us to alleviate the horrible working conditions |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and encouraged creativity within the team |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we could still make a facebook group and meme on our phones |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They banned phones too you fucking imbecile |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | maybe we could just draw the memes? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That isn't even remotely the same and you damn well know it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's fucking over |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have ended it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we will be under constant watch from IT and even the slightest typo in a google search will be a crime |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they have even tried to end chit-chat! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For fucks sake its like we aren't allowed to even be human |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | what harm does a goddamn funny picture with a caption do? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It increased morale despite wages worse than fast food |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | when i signed on to this company i didn't think it would be run by goddamn Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We created legendary memes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | together we built a grand form of workplace therapy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We made due despite the constant metric bullshit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goddamnit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | God fucking damnit its like they prefer their workers miserable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is fucking unbelievable that they expect us to do the manufacturers vehicle repurchase bullshit for less than a walmart employee |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They even have the balls to give negative raises |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have the nerve to study why they have such high turnover |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe because they pay their employees jack shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't forget they treat them like crap too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We tried so hard to make this job enjoyable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it is just impossible with the current management |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The memes are dead |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But what we created will live on within our ragtag team |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we will always be able to band together to keep pushing forward |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | until we find new jobs |
