00:00 - 00:03 | Now we are free of tyranny from the EU |
00:04 - 00:05 | The people have voted |
00:05 - 00:07 | Berlin .... here .... |
00:08 - 00:12 | they quiver at our strength ... and .. |
00:12 - 00:15 | At your feet, Herr Rees-Mogg |
00:17 - 00:19 | Show me the figures, the facts... |
00:19 - 00:21 | and all the locations of our new trade deals... |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader ... |
00:27 - 00:28 | There are .... .... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There are no trade deals at the moment. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Understand ... it's not our fault |
00:53 - 00:58 | This can't really be happening, surely... all of the back-bench cripples... use the door.... |
01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be fucking joking me. |
01:15 - 01:17 | We have told everyone we would be fine |
01:18 - 01:23 | We said we could make a bargain - and have them at our mercy. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I really, really don't believe it. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We even put it on a bus... |
01:31 - 01:34 | We are all going to be killed when the public, even the SS .... |
01:34 - 01:37 | Find they can not eat or afford a house |
01:37 - 01:40 | We are the fucking laughing stock of the world |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, We are indeed shafted... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shafted? It is well beyond being shafted.. We are.... |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, you told us to lie to them... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Lie, yes, but Boris was supposed to take the shit |
01:53 - 01:55 | Now here we are up the creek with no paddle |
01:56 - 01:57 | So you think we got here by being pricks? |
01:57 - 02:00 | No... we got here by believing our own lies! |
02:00 - 02:03 | but we had faith in the lies |
02:04 - 02:08 | it was your job to make the lies come true |
02:08 - 02:13 | It was supposed to be easy and our future free from immigrants |
02:14 - 02:16 | but now we will watch as our fields lay barren |
02:17 - 02:21 | the shelves are empty - it couldn't be worse under Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I feel sad that I've got us here. |
02:30 - 02:34 | All the beer is even gone and I really need some now... |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was sure the British Empire would rise again |
02:41 - 02:42 | But no .. it is true |
02:43 - 02:47 | For everybody it's true, even the bankers are moving away... |
02:48 - 02:53 | The exporters are in trouble and even fucking Starbucks is worried... |
02:54 - 02:56 | I can't say that the bastards didn't warn us |
02:56 - 02:59 | The car manufacturers told us, the transport companies warned us... |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even that bitch from the IMF told us... but you lot... |
03:04 - 03:07 | Together, we will be alright... |
03:14 - 03:16 | What do you think we should do my brothers? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Do you think we should have another vote on this? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Perhaps... if .... |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's a trick, don't you see? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I know its a great embarrassment ... but perhaps... |
03:46 - 03:49 | that's what we must do to avoid national suicide... |
03:53 - 03:56 | I think we screwed up enough... |