| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Buckeyes are undefeated and have won 25 straight game including their conference |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Their offense is one of the best in the nation led by Braxton and Carlos. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But you see, that's SEC country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've dominated every team but have not gotten much love from ESPN. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have beaten Wisconsin, Northwestern, and Michigan, all whom have been ranked |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This looks very promising for our beloved Ohio State. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What does the BCS look like? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Auburn just jumped us in the BCS standings. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are going to the national championship. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All SEC fans please leave the room now. All loyal Ohio State fans can stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have won 25 straight and they've lost a game! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To hell with those inconsistent computer rankings. This is horse shit. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is this happening to us? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I hate the BCS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First Braxton declared for the draft. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now we aren't even making the national championship! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone can see that we need a playoff instead of this flawed system. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, everyone else hates the BCS too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Horseshit! We haven't lost a game, they lost, they're weak. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, our schedule is far too weak. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shit. I didn't know losing a game got you in the national championship. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they played Western Carolina! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Polish could shut down Western Carolina |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Washington State is a good win? is this 2000? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now i have to listen to the ESPN love fest for the SEC for another year. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate those pricks at ESPN, especially that Mark May. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Auburn shoved it up our asses and we didn't even lose a game in two years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The BCS is some shit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I fucking hate this flawed system. Why don't they let the people vote? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at least we still get a BCS bowl |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and Braxton still has a great shot at the Heisman trophy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But a national championship doesn't come around often |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's been too long |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For too long we have seen the SEC dominant the computer rankings and the title game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this was our year to dethrone them dammit. I can't stand everyone's bias towards them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even Obama hates the SEC |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can you believe that? Obama? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's the only thing that man has ever gotten right. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay darling. The SEC is on top again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Another year of this and I'll become an NFL fan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They have a system that works and is consistent every year. The better record team moves on. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | son of a bitch |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe florida state will win the title |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This happens every year thanks to the media. It's all about perception these days. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If the media isn't on your side, you'll never win |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I still can't believe this BCS shit. |
