00:00 - 00:03 | We have searched all the local universities. |
00:04 - 00:05 | None in Berlin. None in Hamburg. |
00:05 - 00:07 | None in Frankfort. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have checked all the course schedules. |
00:12 - 00:15 | ...from Munich to Dusseldorf... |
00:17 - 00:19 | And stil you found nothing? |
00:19 - 00:21 | They offer it nowhere in the fatherland? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They offer it in the United States. |
00:34 - 00:36 | In a place called "Missouri." |
00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who are Cub fans. Leave now. Get out. Vamoose. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I WANT TO STUDY ADMINISTRATIVE LAW!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And the course is offered only in AMERICA! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What is wrong with all of you? Too busy with Birgit and Inga? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Really... he really doesn't mean it... |
01:31 - 01:34 | All of you are going to be fired...or executed! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Except Birgit..... The rest of you are losing your premium cable.... |
01:37 - 01:40 | ...and your iTunes accounts are history! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, it is not our fault. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Not your fault? I need one lousy course for my paralegal degree... |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, please -- not our premium cable... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Forget your premium cable, I don't even have my own HBO. |
01:53 - 01:54 | I have to go over to Himmler's house just to watch HBO. |
01:56 - 01:57 | And Himmler has the most vile gas. Like stinking rotten eggs. |
01:57 - 01:59 | I can hardly stand to be in the same room with him. |
02:00 - 02:02 | It makes me gag. It's disgusting. And I....I have to go... |
02:02 - 02:05 | ...to some place called "Missouri?" |
02:06 - 02:09 | Don't worry Birgit, he doesn't know about you and Himmler. |
02:12 - 02:16 | Don't you think I know this Third Reich thing isn't a lifetime gig. Look at Vanilla Ice! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I need something to fall back on...for security...a profession...not like that moron Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Since I was little I dreamed of being a paralegal. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But now I will never get my degree. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Because I can't take Administrative Law... |
02:41 - 02:42 | One lousy credit. One stinking credit. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care how slow the universities are to change curriculum. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Missouri? Where is Missouri? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Isn't that where Todd Akin lives? |
02:56 - 02:59 | The home of Cardinal Nation? |
03:00 - 03:02 | They call football soccer there... |
03:04 - 03:07 | He'll take you there one day...for Ted Drewes. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Administrative Law? Administrative Law? |
03:19 - 03:23 | What is that anyway? I have no idea. |
03:25 - 03:26 | But I need it to graduate. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Rule-making...agency discretion...judicial review... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I need to know of such things. |
03:46 - 03:49 | But it looks like I never will.... |
03:53 - 03:56 | and I'll never work for Brown & Crouppen... |