| 00:00 - 00:03 | They say the there none in the shops at all |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have been to Asda, Waitrose |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tesco and Sainsburys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what they tell us, they can't get any more |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it seems that no has any. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the makers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | find out just where they are |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have been bought out.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At the moment we don't know by who. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who does not have a Tesco loyalty card get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell have you been doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I wanted was a big bag of Jelly Babies |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you tell me that you cannot find any? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So, this is what it has come to! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happen when we ran out of Smarties. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We lost the World Cup! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is it too much to ask? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we could get the cookhouse to make you some. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It would be like eating dogshit compared with the real thing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition, but not for poisoning me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Find out who bought them out |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Steal the fucking recipe |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And then we can make our own. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "We will make them bigger!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jellyer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Jellyer and with willies. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not just any willies but great big stonking willies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will flood the Fatherland , Europe and the the world. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have never even boiled a kettle. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But even I will learn how to make Jelly Babies |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will be the best Jelly Baby maker in history |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the world will eat Jelly Babies for a thousand years... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They will line them up and bite their heads off |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then their willies!. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yes. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | find these people and find the recipe |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Boil them in their own jelly! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, they will make a special willie for you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All i want is a big bag of Jelly Babies |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just to line them up and bite their heads off. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just cannot win." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a shop that has just one bag. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you could try Lidl, Aldi or Morrisons . |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If i don't get any I may as well blow my brains out. |
