There is a new threat in town.....IDENT!
194 views • 12/10/2013
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Attention! CBP has hired a new aerial surveillance company called IDENT.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they are flying the Arizona border |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they are very efficient and cost effective. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They even have a 90% flight performance guarantee! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't get your panties in a wad! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just go buy this uh, IDENT or whatever. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are offering a subscription model. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A subscription model that we have never seen before.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except General Yital, Odel, Crips and Putom. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is this IDENT thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Offering a subscription model saving government money! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And service better than we are providing. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We pay you ex generals to keep these contracts coming in. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we have to lay off people. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You know lawmakers, lobbyists, and yet you let this little company walk all over us. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You told me drones and other orders would always come in. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said FAR would always keep out the little guy. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer, we will put out new numbers for CBP to fool them. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You've all been lying to me, telling me that our aircraft are flying all the time yet they are not. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we must. I have a large house payment. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | House payment...crap! They have given CBP a low cost subscription model that we can't compete with. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And you're worried about your house payment! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same crap as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want our aircraft to perform better than 30% more like IDENT's 90%. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bring in the office manager to start laying off people. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Drones worked great in Afghanistan. Why wont they work here in the U.S.? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I know they need someone on the ground to find their target. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So what if it takes 18 people to fly and service just one! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That is why you have a big house...thats the reason why! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know how our huge program could support a subscription model like IDENT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get the capture managers to work hard for new opportunities before it is too late. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Damn.....I'm doomed with the stock holders. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Save Money? How the heck do we do that? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How do you save our government customers money while providing them value? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At $17 Trillion dollars in debt I bet more agencies start doing subscriptions with contractors. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, but that would never work in our cost models. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe it's April Fools day and this is all a lie or joke! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe IDENT will hire you. They care about our future and our childrens future. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never thought I would see this day coming. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Go figure, low cost, COTS solutions that works better than ours. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Under these circumstances.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't manage this company anymore! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes...you better losen your collar because we now need to start trimming our budget and get rid of people. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But you better believe I am still gonna keep my personal jet and benefits. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Times are changing in favor of IDENT! |
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