| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tony, The Chiefs returned another 90 YD TD's which means her D is killing you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Adrian Peterson is out of the game in the 1st quarter because of an ankle injury... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Andrew luck who sucked all month just threw his 2nd TD of the game.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like capitalism, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All the ESPN analysts are now saying the fantasy owners are breaking Twitter! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All in all it's not a very good start in the Fantasy playoffs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't care! I I have Super Nick Foles going against the weak Lions secondary! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um Tonyyyyy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mexican Drake |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nick Foles is playing his game in a Blizzard.. He has 2 pts through the 1st Qtr |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You are projected to lose and lose big |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you like Chris Brown get the hell out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the hell did this happen to me.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All my Fantasy dreams were poised on a big game from Nick Foles!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've done hours of research.. I've picked the ultimate fantasy just to lose in the 1st round |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Week after week... Something happens... David Wilson,. Brandon Jacobs being inactive now a damn Blizzard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now a god damn blizzard in Philly kills my team.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Adrian Peterson, Dez Bryant, Keenan Allen, Eddie Lacy, Julius Thomas Niners D... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was projected to beat Team Raiders shcik by 60 points |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And now mother nature is throwing blizzards to Philly for my fantasy Playoffs! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pimp Down man!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Why are you standing there,, talk |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sir you can still beat her! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you crazy? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I would need 7 Touchdowns from Dez Bryant to win |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you think Tony Homo can even throw 7 Touchdowns |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Have you seen all the cute pics and meme;s that Kahzah Mims has been putting on my FB Wall??!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | posting everyday on Every single day kahzah posts something on Instagram!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I wanted to do is beat him and take this title.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All season he has gotten lucky playing full squads while week |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | after week after week something happens to one of my players |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The fantasy football gods have cursed me and my team.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now I need to see Kahzah mims get crowned for a 2nd straight time.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Now I will soon have to crown him back to back Champion... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I dont know...... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a Blizzard in Philly Adrian Peterson going down.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Yu have gotta be kidding!. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well... I guess I will wait for more bad news.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean hell.. It's only a matter |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Of time before Keenan Allen or Eddie Lacy also get hurt |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we doing have to tell him Eddie Lacy is actually out of the game too! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My goodness |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well,. boys.... WE DID A GOOD JOB |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We had a good season and we clinched the 3rd seed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me kahzah on the phone.. I need to |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Congratulate him and also announce my retirement from fantasy football |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im just kidding bitches... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See ya next year.. Team Drake out! |
