| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have been scouring the internet for funny cat videos |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have found them here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We also know how much you like animal porn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we found you a site with some really good Tijuana donkey shows |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll get to the donkey fucking soon enough |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me, who won the CMCP power struggle? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There was a coup and Danny Follin was ousted |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mark Swords is the lone admin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who though Dead Man's Dope was a good band, get the fuck out, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Letting that Forrest Gump mother fucker in the driver's seat |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is like actually letting Rain Man drive the car |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can see it now, picture after picture of him and his queer dogs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Oh look at how cool I am in my hot tub"...FUCK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And don't get me started on that fucking golf simulator |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the members weren't happy with Danny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At least he didn't smear peanut butter on his dog's ass |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe Mark has changed, maybe he's not gay |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah, and maybe a M-1 tank will come shooting out my ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's queer as a football bat!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least under Danny we had entertainment |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Swords is a bass player |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He'll start posting his originals again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you remember that? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yeah, you forgot how good that shit was didn't you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My ears are still bleeding from last time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't think for one minute that Chris Wagner isn't next in line for an admin position... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There were better choices |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Trent is more level headed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He could have administrated |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe this is happening |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What happens when we need someone added and he's drunk, working or both??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We can kiss having naked sluts in the group goodbye |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Chris will never allow that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What will Scott Campbell have to contribute?? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR CRAIG!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's kidding, no one's that stupid |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | CMCP as we knew it is dead |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think I'm going to start my own group |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call it Hitler's Honeys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll invite you all to join, we'll have fun |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll see if Scott Campbell wants to join |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we'll have hot bitches to look at |
