| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, we are progressing with our plans to make |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the PDC the venue of choice. As you can see, we are extending |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | our range across Norfolk. |
| 00:08 - 01:21 | Soon, no other conference venue |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will rival it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good. And has the boardroom |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | been named after me as I requested? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | took advice from Gary Winter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He named them after the trees on that list. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not part of the marketing team leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I see now that we have a Sycamore Room |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | a Poplar Room, a Willow Room... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | an Oak Conference Hall and |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | where in this buccolic centre |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | is the Mulberry Terrace?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pray, tell me, what name did you give to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | this place, my Boardroom? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Paul suggested the Maple Boardroom. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I suppose that Gordon agreed with him? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he did. He thought it had a touch of class. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He did did he? I'll give him a touch of class! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What does he know of class?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And so I am to give up my Boardroom |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and it won't be named after me, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not after Nelson either or Alan Partridge |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not after Stephen Fry |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Delia Smith |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or even Fred Shepherd! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get the marketing team in here now. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bring them to room 21, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean the Maple Boardroom. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How am I supposed to remember that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And whilst you're at it...... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | get me those responsible for the Christmas panto |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Get me Janet Warburton & Betsy Fowler |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are the two main culprits. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I suppose they thought it would amuse! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am not amused! Get them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You did your best to send them to King's Lynn today. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | On reflection, I think I'll wait a bit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After all, we are not many. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just five. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Best to reconsider. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We might have met our match. A good leader |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | will never pick a fight with an enemy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he cannot conquer. |
