| 00:00 - 00:03 | Okay this is the plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We get wasted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Drop a couple of soamser fifties each |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And come up smiling on Tuesday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll say one thing for Monty |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He keeps a sensational cellar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have gone on holiday by mistake |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're in this cottage here |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't leave we'll call the police |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We are not drunks |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are multi millionaires |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We want the finest wines known to humanity |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We want them here |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...and we want them now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What happened to my cigar commercial? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What happened to my agent? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bastard must have died! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, my thumbs have gone weird. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've just run out of wine. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are we going to do? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Something's got to be done |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't go on like this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm a trained actor |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Reduced to the status of a bum |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Look at us. No fridges, no televisions, no phones |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst you're doing it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm warning you. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We'll buy this place and install a fucking juke box |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ....and liven all you stiffs up a bit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Excuse me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We don't want a rabbit. We want a pheasant. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why has my head gone numb? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I must have some booze |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I demand to have some booze! Two large gins... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...two pints of cider, ice in the cider |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | But Anna, it's a bit early in the morning for festivities |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Four hours 'till opening time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have some extremely distressing news |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This place... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...has become impossible. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No food, freezing cold, and now a bloody madman... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...on the prowl outside with eels |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get in the back of the van. |
