| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest CPG's have been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There have been some important changes |
| 00:06 - 00:09 | Fentanyl and Ketamine |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | . |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | . |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have been added for all ALS |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | as well as TXA which makes a lot of sense. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | Nice. What about intubation? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Meneer, |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | they fucked us |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | They won't let us do it anymore. |
| 00:54 - 00:58 | Anyone who has a Matric please leave the room |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | I just bought an intubrite |
| 01:16 - 01:28 | and I already have a pupil torch |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | It's ok we're B.Techs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe this has happened |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | how am I going to handover with an LMA |
| 01:37 - 01:41 | sticking out of a patients mouth now? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's not about the tube |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You shut your mouth or I'll put an OPA in |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meneer, the evidence shows that RSI is the safest... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you M.Tech piece of shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need to intubate |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was given this skill 24 years ago |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | and no sound research and evidence is going to stop me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I need to hold this tiny metal torch in my hand |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and cause massive spikes in ICP in head injured patients |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The feeling of cool hard steel is the only thing keeping me here |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | an LMA looks like an albino's vagina |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You even have to lubricate them youself |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The nurses are going to laugh at me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how are they going to know I'm ALS now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the adrenalin? AEA's do that now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't even need to use a bougie |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | not like those plastic paramedics |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and their focus on 1st pass success |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I always get the tube in |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even if we have to hold the patient down |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that's how we have always done it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we won't be sued anymore |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm glad we bought that ultrasound though |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | POCUS is the future of EMS |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It can differentiate so many clinical conditions |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've been watching all those POCUS tutorials |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My twitter is @magicwandCCA |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I have 6 followers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have gone to Perth. |
