| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can confirm our draft is indeed taking place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Coach Christopher Higgins |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will be drafting from a rock here. If his wife allows |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are unsure if he should be allowed back into the league |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we were forced to invite amateur players back in 2015 from New Hampshire |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The man knows nothing of football |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he is a little concern to the playoff picture |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My commissioner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There are reports |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are reports you have to take 11th pick |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We even gave you Germany |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If i gave you Kane, Croatia, France, Pogba, Fuck off now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is 2017 all over AGAIN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the HELL got the first pick, second pick? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dont you dare tell me Coach Baty or new boy Garvey got it? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A wedding? How long does a fucking wedding last |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All of labor day weekend? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Making us draft THREE weeks before Week 1 begins? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The sheer arrogance makes me sick, Who do they |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | think they are fucking Donald Trump? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were sure you would get 1st pick sir, |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then change the fucking rules you idiot, I want Kamara |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commish, Blake Dahlinger is to blame for this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont you utter that name in my office, his team is worse than his dreds |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hes too fucking hairy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get me Kamara or at least Keenan Allen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ya'll better make sure Coach Copperthwaite is drunk again on draft day |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And thank god Coach Mosher is historically garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Somebody send Joe Baty that "secret Sleeper" list he used last year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And tell Coach Kev and Pete to ONLY draft kickers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If i have to do this the hard way, I will. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But if Coach Dahlinger sends me one more shit trade I will cut his hair MYSELF |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will take a new approach |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bringing it home to the land of the Tea Steelers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Send a rocket up the arse of the others |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 11th pick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will wipe that smug smile of Coach Hinkley's face, he calls himself a fantasy magician? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He couldnt win a final even if the other team was all on a bye |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how can one man be so close but never climax? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | which is why we cant have Coach Higgins holding us back again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He keeps drafting crap and making us look like a poor mans legarette Blount |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least you dont support The Seabaggers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will make this happen for us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will show the world 11th pick is the pick for champions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its coming home |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I repeat. its coming home |
| 03:40 - 03:50 | Lets destory the majority, let Coach Harvell embarrass himself like a dear in headlights. Another stupid yank. |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | Its time to play some ball |
