| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK gentlemen gather around |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Seven Deuce Deuce has a new video |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's showing up on YouTube and Vital |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's about his new bike and it's pretty God Damned catchy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It could be his best work, a true artist in his prime |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Seven Deuce Deuce? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that's his name? The Seven Deuce Deuce? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's actually Adam uhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Enticknap |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | all of his friends call him Seven Deuce Deuce |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's his race number |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think that bike is Lit raise your hand, better yet GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT BIKE ISN'T LIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TURD IS LIT?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the fuck designed the graphics?! The TRIX bunny on acid? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it's got "Carbon Pipes"? They're mufflers not pipes! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHO CALLS THEIR EXHAUST A FUCKING PIPE?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE CLUTCH COVER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Rekluse is the shit, but who decided gold looked "LIT" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | GOLD IS SHIT, NOT LIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He asked for Black but Gold was all we had |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Melt down some black wheels for fukksakes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furor black wheels are still LIT |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you like the Gold and have the balls to tell me Black is LIT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Gold is for pussies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kawasaki's are the only bikes that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | look worth a shit with Black wheels |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ryan Villopoto's KX was delivered straight from the Gods |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Speaking of who gave the word to use Gold hubs and sprockets |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The hubs and sprockets should match the wheels, there's too much contrast |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Black wheels with Black hubs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and for fukksake while I love White the spokes give me the shits |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Adam, what has he done? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought we were bros, is that a Ridgeline? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that's not a truck |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it's an abomination |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the towing capacity is 3500 pounds, my Odysee can out-pull that piece of shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what's he going to do when Buttery get's his shit van stuck at the dunes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he sure as hell isn't pulling him out |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it's basically a Civic with optional 4 wheel drive |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they'll both be stuck out there all day |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Hannah, the sprocket bolts haven't come up yet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | to be honest, I quite liked the song |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but if he think's that El-Camino wannabe is a truck |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the Ridgeline |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | then may God have mercy on his soul |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | please tell me one of you dipshits checked the sprocket bolts before he rode it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | proper torque is of upmost importance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | gas and sprocket bolts |
