| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, now that everyone's here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can go over the results |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from this year's Relay event |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In 4th place |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Team Galanos |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | nevermind that... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's hear how much my team won by |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you finished... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your team finished in 3rd place... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sorry sir... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that wasn't on my team leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with you guys? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Didn't any of you take the steroids I gave you? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I planked for SEVEN minutes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | seven damn minutes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How many of you can do that? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All you guys that got last place... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sergio with the pull-ups |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | maybe save some energy after the push-ups |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We all did our best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well it wasn't enough was it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, you got last on the bike! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those guys were half my age |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | I would've beaten them by 5 minutes in a pack race |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sara lost to Anton in the Row, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That guy is slow in more ways than one |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I could've won that event with one arm |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every one of you blew $300 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now we have to eat a steak sandwich |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | while those other guys spend our money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've cut my scone and muffin consumption in half for this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And it was for nothing... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Lemon Poppy Seed, the best muffin, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I love those things. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Do you guys even realize |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they have cinnamon chip scones now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I've been eating steam cooked eggs like a psychopath. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All for nothing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I saw you guys eating pancakes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but I didn't say anything because I thought you were juicing too. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, the pancakes were too delicious. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe next year... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe I planked for so long... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for a sandwich |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a stupid sandwich... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could've bought another coat of clear-bra |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you can never be too safe. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Enjoy your sandwiches. |
