| 00:01 - 00:06 | Amory: I understand that this is a sensitive topic for you two, |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | but I would like to know what it is like |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | living with severe Autism. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Jerry: Well, first I - |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Mikey: Wait, let me go first M- |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me, continue. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | As I was saying, I start my day by re-watching Bojack Horsema- |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Sorry |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | B-Bojack Horseman, then I go on r/roast me |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | and masturbate to the hateful comments. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | *laughing* |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | I'm sorry, sorry everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So uh, you masturbate to r/ro- |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | *laughing* |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | I am terribly sorry, Mikey. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I'm just remembering a funny joke Chewy told me. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Something about a prostitute and a Salami in an Elevator, or something. |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I know that one. Where the Prostitute is a vegetarian? |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | yeah |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I'm saving myself for the right girl wh- |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | w-who likes Nice Guys - |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | *cracks up* |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | *laughs* |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | and likes Louie CK as much as I do |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | *uncontrollable laughter* |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | We can play Rocket-League and No Man's Sky together |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | *laughing Continues* |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I can show her my Fifa videogame stats |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Jerry: Yeah right, Mikey |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Amory: Oh jesus |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | And maybe kiss if she wants to. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I'm terribly sorry, it was a very funny joke. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Anyway, |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | to get back on topic, |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | do we have some questions or comments from our Audience? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, Eric? |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | Eric: I spent all of my money |
| 02:12 - 02:19 | on a skateboard, because its better than a car, and my Girlfriend can drive me around. |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | I don't see how that is very Funny, Amory. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | *Still Laughing* |
| 02:24 - 02:27 | Anyway, I've been playing a lot of Overwatch lately a- |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mikey: I prefer Rocket league, honestly. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Eric: Shut the fuck up, Mikey. |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Amory: *laughing* |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Eric: Go jerk off to John Oliver, Faggot |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Amory: This is too much to handle, cut to break! |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Announcer: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. This has been "The Spectrum" |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | with your host Amory Quinn. |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | Wednesdays at 6:00pm. |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Next episode, we will be talking about the Jews of the Autistic world: Asperger's. |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | Until then, Goodnight. |
