| 00:00 - 00:03 | The denizens are under control. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The ones that were approaching |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | have been intercepted. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We managed to cut them off |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we took away their bathing suits. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And now the pool is closed, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And you have checked the lock on both gates. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | One of... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | One of the locks is still broken. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And we think some denizens may have gotten in. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave now except the White Oak board members. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My hater level is at MAXX |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | all i asked was for two working locks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | two simple f**ing locks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and to close the pool |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AFTER LABOR DAY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now the lock is f***ing broken, AGAIN! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you are all a pack of fraud failures! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Can't even keep a working lock on a gate! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have tried multiple locks, but they keep breaking. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cause you cheapskates dont know how to buy a decent lock!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furer, it's the denizens that keep breaking them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh yeah, blame the denizens, will you. You jerk. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are Carrboro denizens. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They can't break a twig on a tree. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All they want to do is drink craft beer and listen to their indie rock. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can hear their radio blasting! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That shit was supposed to close already. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Go away already you loud jerks! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If i hear one more indie rock song....!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you can't even park in town anymore! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oh right, they use bicycles. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I drive a car, you hear me? I drive a car! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With gasoline and a muffler. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's impossible to find parking anymore. |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | I had to park all the way in Chapel Hill the other day. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And WALK to Weaver Street to buy my gluten free bread. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Í can't believe I have to eat glutten free bread. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT I WILL NOT GO TO WHOLE FOODS TO BUY IT! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | But those jerks at Carrmill Mall wont let you park there and leave the mall. |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | He's right, I got a ticket for parking there and crossing the street. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All i want is some peace and quiet after Labor Day |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And a regular beer and a cigarette. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is that too much to ask in Carrboro? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I drink and smoke alone now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I used to joke about the hippies in Carrboro |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But now i can't even smoke on the sidewalk |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's like... i dont know. |
