| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuher, so once our Shredders team win tonight, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think we take on the world. This 'Kluz' really rates herself |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | & wants to be in the Centre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 'The Wildcard' shot well last week & should probably attack from the front |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can bring in 'Miccy D', 'Punctured Parkinson', 'Biceps Magee' & 'Nomad' |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can see how this might work... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But these rotations.. There seems to be a lot going on. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Fuher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have... |
| 00:29 - 00:34 | some really bad news. The Shredders actually already played tonight |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | some really bad news. The Shredders actually already played tonight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | & they suffered a horrendous defeat. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Selectors 'Yaldawg', 'Utility', 'Naughty Nick', 'McCartin' & 'Pumpkin Eater'... please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bloody muppets!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you that stability is the key! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There was far too many rotations! |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | & 'The Kluz'... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 'Kluz' in centre? Really!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our groupies like Mon and Bec deserve better |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | & benching 'The Wildcard' whilst putting 'Ahoy Captain' in Shooter??? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The 'Captain' can't shoot. All he's good for is shooting for budgets |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and playing with his bloody 'dropsheet'. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Faher, 'Ahoy Captain' shot OK last week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 'The Wildcard' wasn't feeling very 'Wild' without 'Yaldawg' watching on. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But 'Nikki Webster's' babin mate 'Miccy D' had the boys a little distracted |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well next time maybe we use her to flirt with the opposition |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get her to borrow Rumble's skirt!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 'Nomad' has been busy chasing love & the 'Utility'.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | does she just think she is too good for the team now? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 'Punctured Parkinson'?? Maybe he does have an allergy after all? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | an allergy to knowing how to be competitive! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 'Nikki Webster' should go back to singing & 'Miccy D' needs to stop being so damn attractive |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | & please just send 'Biceps Magee' back to the gym! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 'The Wildcard' could be the only one keeping this team afloat! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even know if we have enough funds to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to pay his 7 figure salary |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Losing to 'Mean Green Machine'? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They were a bunch of bogans.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | who were all married to each others cousins! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How on earth are we going to regroup? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | when we can even stop one balding shooter |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | & a guy who shot like Jordan, scoring 2 pointers from outside the wall |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What was 'The Wildcard' doing in that 2nd quarter? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay 'Yaldawg', 'The Wildcard' was the only who didn't have the hot's for 'Miccy D' |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What I'm really confused about this 'Wildcard' |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Surely he would've understood he was no good at shooting 2's |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | after his 30th attempt... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's just not the Jordan he thinks he is... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think we might need to bring back 'Rumble in the Jungle'... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at least she burst into the centre with a bit of vigour |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | & she wore a skirt. |
