| 00:00 - 00:01 | Thomas: Jerry I think you need a girlfriend |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Are you fucking serious!? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Why do you think I watch anime? |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | I hallucinate waifus 24/7 |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | This is the only way I can cope with life. |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | Please! |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | Next time suggest something I can accomplish |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | WAIFUS |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | WAIFUS |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | WAIFUS |
