| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jessup's BBQ went according to plan. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The kids had fun, and it didn't rain. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Although he did wear multiple pieces of Saints apparel. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't think this will be a problem, as she's also a Saints fan. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She even went to Superbowl XLIV |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That'll barely be remembered after the romantic getaway. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll laugh about it in the morning. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ron... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Colonel... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's no romantic getaway. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They went on a coffee date. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who advised him to slow play this stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A coffee date? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No one has ever been laid after coffee. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even I can't write my way out of that. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This thread had so much promise. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we've got nothing to look forward to except 50 pages or more of everyday drivel. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They'll talk and they'll talk and they'll talk. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There'll be more play dates and coffee... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and next thing you know he'll be watching the kids while she's banging Jody on a weekend fling. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ron, not everyone has as vivid an imagination as you. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's buried himself in the friendzone. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She sent him a flirty text message. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's losing his nerve. Next we'll get excuses. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's already foreshadowed it with all the weather talk. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We've seen this before... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our hero stalls, starts to second guess himself. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And all of you Nancys urge him to be a gentleman. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Soon he's immobilized, afraid to take action. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's like cheering for the corpse in As I Lay Dying. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Doesn't anyone remember the dogsitting fiasco? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The FFA is a wasteland right now; it needs this thread... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clash of Clans, Disney Vacation, Vasectomy in the AM... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I almost clicked on "timschochet's favorite 100 movies" today |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Global Warming is back on the front page. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We want sex, and we want drama... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and most of all we want comedy. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If you get a booty call in the middle of the night |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You don't simply drive to her place... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No, you lose your keys, you get locked out your house... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there's a party at Ron's condo Friday. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You remember on the way over that you need to buy condoms... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You buy the Japanese condoms b/c they're on sale... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I would have owned this thread. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You guys would know what time the school bus picks up the kids in the morning. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll have to take a work trip to Louisiana. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, it's still better than the Shark Pool. |
