00:00 - 00:03 | The allied forces have entered Berlin |
00:04 - 00:05 | They will be here soon |
00:05 - 00:07 | We feel it Is time for the Fuhrer to leave |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have selected Traverse City |
00:12 - 00:15 | as the place to begin the fourth Reich. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sweet. I love Traverse City. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Where am I staying? The Hilton? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Shtyner... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There were no vacancies. |
00:34 - 00:36 | We reserved the Knights Inn...a double. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has heard of Airbnb leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | The Knights Inn? Are you kidding me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Even cockroaches wont stay there! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do you not remember the last time? |
01:25 - 01:28 | The guy checking Us in wore a Golden Girls shirt. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe his Maude shirt was in the wash! |
01:31 - 01:34 | When you asked for a queen, you got that guy! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Who booked this crap Hole? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Was there not a crack house available. |
01:40 - 01:42 | I believe it was Jill |
01:42 - 01:46 | Jill? The one who wanted to climb the dune? |
01:46 - 01:48 | It was ranked 743 on Trip Advisor |
01:48 - 01:52 | For what? Best carnie accomodations? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Sharon and Andy found half a Gatorade and a wet towel... |
01:57 - 02:00 | All they were missing was a dead hooker for the trifecta! |
02:00 - 02:03 | And what about Lou And Rich? |
02:04 - 02:08 | They didnt know they were on the hostel plan, sharing a room! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I thought there was a shag carpet mat in the tub, |
02:14 - 02:16 | But it was hair! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I turned on a blacklight and it looked like Times Square! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Did you see the pool rules? |
02:30 - 02:34 | No persons with diarrhea, disease, open sores, lesions? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Who is the lifeguard? Mother Theresa! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Did anyone consider Frankenmuth? |
02:43 - 02:47 | Noooo, thats would be too easy. What? Not German enough? |
02:48 - 02:53 | You guys know how much I love broasted chicken...especially Zehnders! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And that Christmas store... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I could have picked up all my gifts for the secretaries. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Now, well I hope they like cherries! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Cherry Republic is a wonderful store. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well, at least Traverse City is a hip town. |
03:19 - 03:23 | They have lots of nice stores there. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Im sure they stay open late. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Im sure you guys would have checked that |
03:40 - 03:46 | The question is...do I stay in the bunker, or do I stay at the Knights Inn? |
03:46 - 03:48 | Jill has left me these options. |
03:54 - 03:56 | Get Jill, and my Gun. |