00:00 - 00:03 | As requested, we've finalised plans for the Fresher's Treasure Hunt |
00:04 - 00:07 | It will start on Oxford Street, before stopping at Hamleys |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then it will go down Shaftesbury Avenue and the British Museum |
00:12 - 00:15 | As requested, we've completed the Form 15A Risk Assessment |
00:17 - 00:21 | Professor Grayling will be most pleased with the work the Union For Better has done |
00:24 - 00:26 | Jonny |
00:27 - 00:28 | Professor Grayling |
00:31 - 00:33 | Professor Grayling read the report |
00:34 - 00:36 | He says you should resign |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here: Brian, Jess, and the minute taker |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How dare he tell me how to run my Union! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What does he know about the intricacies of running an SU |
01:25 - 01:28 | What has this come to! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Next you are going to tell me that Officers will start resigning! |
01:31 - 01:34 | And even then, they wouldn't do it in the correct manner |
01:34 - 01:37 | For months I've been the only on who's been |
01:37 - 01:40 | following the correct procedure around here! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jonny, perhaps it isn't all about procedure |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's just a matter of explaining it to students! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps you should read Schaff's report |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Schaff and his fucking report! |
01:53 - 01:54 | For months he was there |
01:56 - 01:57 | Attending meetings without emailing in advance |
01:57 - 02:00 | Then he goes behind my back and writes that crap |
02:00 - 02:03 | And it wasn't even in Arial size 12 with double spacing! |
02:04 - 02:08 | He doesn't even study ?aw |
02:08 - 02:13 | Only I know about Statutory Instruments and Codes of Conduct! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I have explained all this to the Union |
02:17 - 02:21 | But all those Union Officers are still trying to spend money and have fun! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Who the fuck do they think they are? |
02:30 - 02:34 | It's not about that |
02:34 - 02:36 | Can't anybody here see that? |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's perfectly simple |
02:43 - 02:47 | I am the President! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And only I understand the complex nuances of Union Governance! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I suppose there is one consolation |
02:56 - 02:59 | At least I have the support of my Vice-President |
03:00 - 03:02 | Losing that would be the ultimate betrayal |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Del, we don't have to tell him now |
03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I better just play my guitar |
03:19 - 03:23 | Or I could release the admissions statistics to the New Statesman |
03:25 - 03:26 | That would get the prick |
03:31 - 03:33 | But the Union For Better will not fall |
03:40 - 03:46 | Under my erudite stewardship the Fresher's Week will go ahead |
03:46 - 03:49 | If you think I will resign you are out of you are out of your fucking minds |
03:53 - 03:56 | Hug me Jess |