00:00 - 00:03 | Captain Burke, we have the team assembled. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We're ready to take on the studs from Oly. |
00:05 - 00:07 | They remodeled the course, here, and it is TOUGH! |
00:08 - 00:12 | The course is incredible, and makes Bear Path look like a goat track. |
00:12 - 00:15 | In fact, Golf Now calls Bear Path an insult to goat tracks. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, i know, I played there... |
00:19 - 00:21 | ...and it ate my lunch. (Bratwurst with kraut) |
00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Burke |
00:27 - 00:28 | honey, boo boo |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have chosen Mike Elliott as their captain. |
00:34 - 00:36 | His nickname, is BIG COUNTRY. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave - except Rosenthal, Neumayer, Mittlestadt and Drees. |
01:13 - 01:15 | We don't stand a chance! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We will be humiliated in our own town. |
01:18 - 01:23 | We have twelve guys who can't hold a candle to the Oly team. |
01:25 - 01:28 | We can't putt on good greens. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're used to crap. |
01:31 - 01:34 | I see 3, 4 and even 5 putts. |
01:34 - 01:37 | And then there is the fescue. |
01:37 - 01:40 | How can you we find our Top Flights in the fescue??? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Captain Burke, I switched to Pinnilce. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit. We still have to find them. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Burke, we can hit 7 irons off the tee. |
01:48 - 01:52 | 7 Iron? Do you know how long that course is? |
01:53 - 01:54 | over 7,000 freakin yards. |
01:56 - 01:57 | You pussies can't hit drivers over 150. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Their par 3's will eat us alive. |
02:00 - 02:03 | They have par 4's longer than Drees' loss record. |
02:04 - 02:08 | ... and you, Rosenthal, taunted them in emails. |
02:08 - 02:13 | They will win the cup, and take our women. |
02:14 - 02:16 | what the F were you thinking???? |
02:17 - 02:21 | we're not dealing with amateurs, damn it. |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is Olympic Hills we're up against. |
02:30 - 02:34 | they have a real driving range. |
02:34 - 02:36 | with freaking Pro V1's. Damn it. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Which by the way, I took 5 of them. |
02:43 - 02:47 | How can we win with this team? |
02:48 - 02:53 | and if Mittelstadt wears those shorts - he's dead. |
02:54 - 02:56 | yes, he has nice legs, |
02:56 - 02:59 | but NO SHORT WHITE SHORTS! |
03:00 - 03:02 | do you hear me!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, the Oly guys are hung. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well, it is what it is. |
03:19 - 03:23 | we will put our best, against their best. |
03:25 - 03:26 | and the give it the 'ole Bear Path try. |
03:31 - 03:33 | At least we can drink their beer. |
03:40 - 03:46 | and eat their sausages. I heard they have real food there. |
03:46 - 03:49 | not the microwave shit they serve us here. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need to be alone now. Please leave. |