| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we are talking about the convention |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This year's convention is in Chicago |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That is in the midwest, in Illinois |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Home of the FOB 'Rap' group |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the finest deep dish pizza & white girls |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what is so important about this 'Convention' |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fehr, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there is a man |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A man no one knows, sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But yet they all want him to be president |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men stay: Narcis, Joseph, David, & Darius |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | CIORBA DE FASOLE VERDE!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CIORBA DE FASOLE VERDE!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did we let some named Pal run for president in my country |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Which one of you blew it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The pastor, everybody, has been lying to me. Even Narcis! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They told me that the group chat would help us get to know each other |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT WHO IS JAMES PAL? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOBODY KNOWS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fehr, it's pronounced like 'Paul' |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I care that he has a first name for a last? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, but rumor is he is also baptist |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A BAPTIST!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DO YOU THINK I CARE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I DONT CARE THAT HE IS BAPTIST!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He is unknown |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and he walks among us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years they said, "Go to the convention, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you'll meet someone nice, they said." HA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I AM SO DONE WITH THESE GROUP CHATS AND NOTIFICATIONS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I try to leave |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but then I find myself in one again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I don't even know how! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THAT'S IT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS CONVENTION IS GOING TO BE THE LAST |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I GO EVERY YEAR, AND LOOK, I AM STILL SINGLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I EVEN BOUGHT NEW COLOGNE THIS YEAR |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND I GOT STUCK WITH THE AKWARD RED HEAD EVERYNIGHT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | EVERYNIGHT, EVERYNIGHT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Ana, he's not talking about you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My pick up lines have failed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will never find someone at the convention. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Freakin James Pal... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Forever alone... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now, if one of you thinks you can leave the group chat... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You are seriously mistaken. I rather blow my brains out. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | who is james pal... |
