00:00 - 00:03 | Palmy Boys high have not won 3 games in a row |
00:04 - 00:05 | It is our time to strike |
00:05 - 00:07 | yesterday we took first place |
00:08 - 00:12 | with a great victory over the defence force |
00:12 - 00:15 | but boys high have a game in hand |
00:17 - 00:19 | but we are 1 point a head |
00:19 - 00:21 | so if we win all remaining games we win the league |
00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Patty has broken his wrist |
00:31 - 00:33 | He is out for 6 weeks |
00:34 - 00:36 | which is most of the season |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who isn't a defender leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DO WE HAVE A DEFENDER SHORTAGE |
01:18 - 01:23 | WE'VE GOT BAILEY TRYING TO SCORE EVERY CORNER |
01:25 - 01:28 | NOT TO MENTION TOOTY IS |
01:29 - 01:31 | MORE INTERESTED IN FILLING GIRLS UP |
01:31 - 01:34 | THAN ACTUALLY PLAYING FOOTBALL |
01:34 - 01:37 | OUR TEAM ARE ALCOHOLICS AND PERVERTS |
01:37 - 01:40 | ESPECIALLY THAT DAZ CUNT |
01:40 - 01:42 | Gaffer we're coming first |
01:42 - 01:46 | WE HAVE HALF THE SEASON LEFT |
01:46 - 01:48 | Gaffer we have Taz though |
01:48 - 01:52 | THAT DIVING LITTLE CUNT, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH |
01:53 - 01:54 | WE NEED STONG PLAYERS |
01:56 - 01:57 | Players like Patrick & Joe & Tom |
01:57 - 02:00 | Now Patty is injured and Joe & Tom never show up! |
02:00 - 02:03 | who are we supposed to rely on? Luke doesn't even bring boots |
02:04 - 02:08 | Hayden and Callum are more interested in FORTNITE |
02:08 - 02:13 | AND THAT HACHI CUNT ALWAYS YELLS ROONEY BEFORE EVERY SHOT BEFORE HE SKIES IT OVER THE GOAL |
02:14 - 02:16 | WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THESE PLAYERS |
02:17 - 02:21 | If some of those cunts didn't have such hot sisters i'd fire them all!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Someone get me my bong |
02:30 - 02:34 | i need a cone |
02:34 - 02:36 | and maybe a gobby |
02:41 - 02:42 | this title race |
02:43 - 02:47 | is going to give me a heart attack |
02:48 - 02:53 | and don't even get me started on the cup final |
02:54 - 02:56 | next people are going to say its coming home |
02:56 - 02:59 | and we all saw what that did for england! |
03:00 - 03:02 | FUCK ALL |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, it'll come home one day |
03:14 - 03:16 | maybe we'll be okay, we do have nino |
03:19 - 03:23 | knowing our luck though |
03:25 - 03:26 | he'll get the call up again |
03:31 - 03:33 | maybe we could put Rhys in goal |
03:40 - 03:46 | i miss kohei and his perfect japanese hair |
03:46 - 03:49 | he wasn't an alcoholic |
03:53 - 03:56 | massey till i die |