00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Fioranelli, half of the MLS season is now done |
00:04 - 00:05 | To recap: |
00:05 - 00:07 | Mikael Stahre has came in from Sweden |
00:08 - 00:12 | As you know, our other major signings were Eriksson, Quintana, and Qwiberg |
00:12 - 00:15 | We can now inform you of our results thus far |
00:17 - 00:19 | Surely, the season must have |
00:19 - 00:21 | been a success. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Fioranelli, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Unfortunately we sit bottom of the table |
00:34 - 00:36 | Dead last out of twenty three teams |
00:53 - 00:58 | Can the following stay: Leitch, Covelo, Costa, and Ralston |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the hell happened? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I was told that I had made the best signings |
01:25 - 01:28 | I was told that this season would be a success |
01:29 - 01:31 | How can we be this bad? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Even below Colorado and DC United? |
01:34 - 01:37 | The season is ruined. We are finished! |
01:37 - 01:40 | There is nothing left to play for now |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Fioranelli, there are still almost twenty games left |
01:42 - 01:46 | But how many points out of the playoff spots? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Fioranelli, only eighteen behind Portland |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then its even worse than I would have thought |
01:53 - 01:54 | Its over! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What things will Doyle, Warshaw |
01:57 - 02:00 | and the others at mlssoccer.com have |
02:00 - 02:03 | to say about this garbage team |
02:04 - 02:08 | We will be the laughing stock of United States soccer! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Imagine what the Galaxy fans and the snobby TA must be saying about us |
02:14 - 02:16 | This should have been our year |
02:17 - 02:21 | Our greatest chance, with the Western Conference so weak and open! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I thought that it would work |
02:30 - 02:34 | That Vako and Eriksson would be fine, be fine as inverted wingers |
02:34 - 02:36 | Apparently not so much |
02:41 - 02:42 | Yeferson Quintana... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Quintana was meant to command the back, but now you say we have conceded 39 goals? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I was told that the MLS was a bad league, and that cheap Europeans |
02:54 - 02:56 | would be more than enough to win |
02:56 - 02:59 | That Qwiberg would slot in so nicely, |
03:00 - 03:02 | despite coming from the fucking Swedish second division |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there's no relegation in MLS |
03:14 - 03:16 | I know what I have to do |
03:19 - 03:23 | No choice. The ownership will not give me the funds, so I must |
03:25 - 03:26 | make do with this instead |
03:31 - 03:33 | Contact Ramiro Corrales |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hear he is still playing at Santa Cruz Breakers, whoever on earth they are |
03:46 - 03:49 | Try to bring back Landon Donovan |
03:53 - 03:56 | And pray for this team |