| 00:00 - 00:05 | I said to make new Amiga cards and paid 100 euro to make a company |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they all applauded |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but I needed something to show |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | so that's when I got an idea |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I would tell everybody I had cards |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I only made 2 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and best was |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | it didn't have a ground layer |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | no ground |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | and one guy actually tried |
| 00:43 - 00:45 | to make a working one |
| 00:45 - 00:48 | so he destroyed an old one |
| 00:48 - 00:59 | put all the chips on, soldered like crazy, even tried to measure it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and it didn't work |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | because it has no ground layer |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and I blamed him |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | no ground |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and everybody believes me |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they think I'm a big CEO |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I have nothing, not even a processor to show |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | but still people give me money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | so I got mad at the amiga community |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | blocked everybody from the facebook |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | blaming everyone |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but the card won't work |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | won't work |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | because no ground |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so I started to sell cards |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | which don't exist |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | don't exist .. don't exist. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and sold out immediately |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and I'm still blaming everyone |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and blocking everyone from all social media |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | people still believe me |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes, they still do |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I don't understand why |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | it's because I'm pretty I guess |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | all those duckface shots helped a lot |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what about the 68060 |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I told everyone that I have 1000s in stock |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | so I can make cards whenever I want |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | but people make me cry a little. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | 1000s 68060 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | probably ungrounded too |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | so you want to buy something from me? |
