| 00:00 - 00:03 | This company will be switching to Maya |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we'll be installing it first here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its not going to be as sweet as using Max |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but they teach all students and mental patients Maya |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so it must be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a better piece of software |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Using Maya |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Is like masturbating with a cheese grater |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Slightly amusing but mostly painful |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Everyone step outside except for bald guy,weasely guy and old guy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Switching from the germanic sounding Max |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to this non backface culling bullshit program |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen when we try to animate |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we're going to have to buy motionbuilder too |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we'll have to build a new godamn skeleton every time! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't even load a simple animation file onto a skeleton in maya |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you can always write a mel script for that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU write a fucking mel script for that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir you can write a mel script for anything |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | why the fuck am i writing mel scripts for shit that comes in Max |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i just want shit to work! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "but you can write a mel script for that!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "you should write a mel script for that!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Write a mel script to get me back my missing testicle! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need a mterial editor thats not bullshit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i don't want to buy an extra monitor for all the godamn popup windows |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maya complete should actually be complete |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why do we have to pay extra for cloth |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | hair and cloth come with Max |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | mel script he says |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and what about all those nodes it keeps cranking out under the hood. Why is my teapot file 2 gigs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Lets ditch Zbrush and switch to Mudbox too. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | why don't we switch to Sketch Up too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is no fucking good |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, It could be Lightwave |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The poor artists will take way more time to build stuff |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll have to stare at that depressing gray interface all day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | more pop ups |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they'll become maya users |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll think they're better than everyone because FX houses use Maya |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Look at me, i'm joe hollywood now" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start installing the damn stuff |
