| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're finally ready to ship beer out of the Northwest |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've secured distribution through the Great Lakes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And out to the Eastern Seaboard |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Private Reserve is good beer, we'll make it easy to find |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All of America will have Henry's beer before the years end |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ready my horses |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will travel with the first shipment of beer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Henry ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The horses... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The horses are drunk and rowdy. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The stableboy confirmed it this morning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who let my horses drink from the beer fountain, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I left the first shipment of beer up to these morons? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they give me DRUNK HORSES? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I brew the beer, I pay the people with beer |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And this as repayment? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I built a fucking hotel above the bar! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They never even have to go home! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get drunk, party with Henry, he doesn't give a shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the city tried to stop you for this reason |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about the city! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Henry, you even stopped a run on the bank. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If you ever talk to me like that again I will pay you with water instead of beer |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wipe my ass with that bank money |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm completely screwed here. Shock Top is on the move |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Have you seen the new Flat Tire? Red Hoptober? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THAT BEER IS FUCKING GOOD! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Distributors are waiting |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Walmart is waiting |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need the goddamn WOODLAND PASS IPA |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of you Even KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I dream of is sharing my beer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Since I came to Portland with my shit ass copper kettle |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've wanted to go back |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Back east |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Back where it doesn't rain ... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where it doesn't rain Every FUCKING DAY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You don't care |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're all filthy hippies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When it Rains ... You SHOWER! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all got the horses drunk. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn't matter. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | None of you will ever appreciate a trade in craft |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not like I do. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I actually give a shit about good beer. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Making it easy for people to find. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well fuck this. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone get me a pint of Redwood Flats Amber. |
