| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new BangkokThursday Hash will start at 6:30pm |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | From within 1km of a BTS ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... or MRT station |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will run through the streets of Bangkok |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will finish at this 7/11 here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | After the run around the city |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about the circle? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | GM, Sir ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... they will finish early at 8:30pm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | because Friday is still a weekday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Joint Masters stay, all you other crap, out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Fitness is the focus"? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What is this supposed to mean? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What happened to the drinking? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now you have to buy your own beer? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even bring your own drinking water? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And have to buy your own snacks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | From a lousy 7/11? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | GM, the Harriettes are not happy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course, they have been running for 30 years and look what has happened |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | GM, the Harriettes will fight back with plates of nibbles and snacks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For 30 years these women have been regularly hashing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bringing snacks and nibbles to the runs |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Voting for "tits of the week" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now these upstarts... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With their "coin like presentation" logo |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That they stole from the rebranded Wednesday Hash |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But just changed the colour from green to orange |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now they are even deferring to the Full Moon Hash... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | by not even running on weeks when the Full Moon Hash runs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who are these people? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have they no respect for tradition? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Have they never heard of the Thai concept of losing face? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough of this ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I cannot listen any more .... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ... to talk of the "alternative healthy hash" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These people cannot even be bothered ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... to lay real runs in the countryside |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...but they just to reccie with Google Earth ... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, lmelda will come back and save us soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But this is what things are coming to... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And they say all are welcome, but "no bench warmers" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So not even everyone is welcome |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not even any social drinking? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because they all have to go home early ... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...for work the next day |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Find me that man who goes by the name of Ambrose |
