| 00:00 - 00:03 | Final plans are set for Wales |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 8 men from North and South. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The meeting point is Celbridge |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At filling stations here and here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are to ride in formation as requested. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Breakout will lead the group. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I always lead the group as I'm the loudest |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jim .. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Breakout |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Breakout isn't ready. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've given you a Honda Pan European |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesnt know whether its Neil or Niall .. leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A bastard Pan European! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Plastic fucking fantastic! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll be a laughing stock on that fucking thing.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I might aswell go on a C90! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This will be like Scotland all over again. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | People shouting at me about that fuckin Morag! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 6 weeks i spent polishing that Breakout |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For it to sit in a fuckin garage in Dublin! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jim I'm told the Pan is more sensible |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I wanted sensible I would have bought a fuckin BMW. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jim I'm told it's more suited to touring. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its a biking trip not a trip to Mosney with the wife n kids. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll look like a fuckin Power Ranger. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I had many fuel stops planned |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pete needs to stop every 40 miles. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Vmax cock we've called him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Longshanks will love this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | hes been trying to get me to ride a Honda for a while |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I might aswell grow a vagina |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If it gets much worse I'll have to ride an Intruder. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No more 8am starts |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No more scaring old people off ladders with loud pipes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No more riding in formation |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Honda Cocks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuckin Rice Burners |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My reputation ruined by the Rice Pudding Brigade. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A sensible bike |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for a sensible man |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm not fuckin sensible |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The pan is the better bike. He'll soon realise that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It better be sorted for Killarney |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Neil Nialls kitchen will be finished before i get the Breakout back. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Honda Cock Nolan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even worse than No show Nolan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | First Betty down to 3 gears now this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least I'll have room for bread and milk |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and adequate wind protection. |
